ABOUT ME
Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job. Im your average white, suburbanized slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job, my kids and my car. My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar. But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested. No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense. I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane While people behind me are going insane. Im an ******* Im an ******* I use public toilets and I piss on the seat. I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?" Im an ******* Im an ******* Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces. Im an ******* Im an ******* You know what Im gonna do? Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible. Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah) And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin' 1 mile per gallon, Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side And there aint a god **** thing anybody can do about it You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why 2 words, nuclear ****ing weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want They can have a big democracy cakewalk Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it wont make a lick of difference Because weve got the bombs, OK? Im an ******* and Im proud of it .

1999 Cherokee Sport
3.5" Lift|33x12.5 Cooper Discoverer Stt on 15x8 rims w/4"BS