Ten Commandments of a Jeep Owner
1.Thou shalt not misuse the name of Jeep.
2.Thou shalt not steal any Jeep. 3.Thou
shalt not murder on a Jeep Jamboree, or
any other time. 4.Thou shall respect the
land and the animals, for they are what
make offroad exciting. 5.Thou shall
covet other Jeeps with respect, for they
are family. 6.Respect your Father,
Mother, and Neighbor, for they one day
may own a Jeep, should you want to drive
it. 7.Thou shalt not give false testimony
against Jeep, especially while telling a
fish story. 8.Thou shalt not commit sale
to another, without respect
towards Jeep. 9.Thou shalt not purposely
harm your Jeep vehicle, or your
Neighbors Jeep. 10.Thou shall idol Jeep,
for it was given to rejoice.