When you have to throw your cig out the window like Brett Farve because you are afraid it will land on your folded down soft top and start the **** on fire.
It's 100 degrees out, and you look lovingly down at the air conditioner setting only to remember that you don't have air conditioning.
You have to tell all your friends why there's a tree shaped dent in the hood and a fender that doesn't match the body color. (Don't worry, I wasn't the one that did it )
You know where each individual squeaky noise is coming from.
All your highschool friends complain "Why don't you just buy a brand new one"
And the adults envy the glorious four wheeled tank you own.
When you are shocked at the size of the oil puddle underneath, and yet she still is in the "safe" zone on the dipstick...
When you sit at the drive through and proceed to eliminate the local bug population from the oil burnoff... and you almost feel bad for the poor sap behind you with his windows down when you take off again.
When you rebuild your 258 and less than 5000 miles later think about building a stroker because you were hoping the poor performance was due to a lack of compression.
You know when you drive a YJ when.... Its raining and you feel something wet dripping on your leg; you think to yourself nawh, but then it happens again and again....
I know that I have YJ because ...I always need to drive with OTHER cars! There is always "something up" with YJ but it still is only car that you don't want to sell, must be love? :kiss:
When you know yjs are better than tjs because of all of the advantages to square headlights, like ground clearance ride quality and engine efficiency, all obviously caused by the headlights, right?
The terminal velocity of the square headlights is directionally preportional to the force of gravity decelerating the front wheels while the alternator is spinning at 3000 rpm's, minus the friction of the bumper pushing against the airflow with the 13 volt current the steering column is using during the time the vacuum motor is disengaged, but the mirrors must be directionally angled from the driver's window because the hood latches deflect the light refractioning down through the Nitrogen coat on the hood.
How true. I drove my wives ZJ the other day and could not believe how quiet, powerful, and smooth it was lol. I know it never felt like that before I got my YJ so it must just be perspective.
I did that the first day I took my soft top off. It decided to pour all day while I sat and watch my (tarped) jeep get soaked. Pulled the drain plugs and just laughed!
When you need defrost because its snowing and have to reach under the dash and find the cable and slide it over
When you have to crawl underneath to lock in the front axle because no autoparts stores know what you mean when you say you need the nylon pieces for the fork. * and yes i do have a posilok
when you get pulled over and when you get the registartion out of the glove box for the cop you just take the glove box door off.
when the cop says you didnt use your turn signal and you tell him he probobly didnt see it cuz your winch was in the way and he lets you go. haha
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